In our earliest efforts at baby-making, Raegan swallows a folic acid pill everyday, is reading a book entitled, "Taking Charge of Your Fertility" and has apparently begun charting her basal temperature each morning, waiting patiently for a two degree rise.

Who knew you had to read a thousand page book and take a vitamin supplement in order to get pregnant? Who knew propagating the species required a twenty dollar digital thermometer? It is surely a miracle we ever managed to evolve.

Rioting by youths spread to 300 towns in France last night, proving once and for all that even the French hate the French.