First off, if anybody has a car they want to sell for cheap, Raegan and I are in the market. Also, we're looking for an old green naugahyde couch and would gladly travel as far as Mashpee to get it.

We walked around the pond again today, then walked around our new yard. I don't think I mentioned the neighbor's pool filter yet. They got this pool filter that emits a hum like a nuclear power plant. It's the kind of sound the Viet Cong used to torture POW's. It gets in your head and rattles your brain around. On the bright side, I suppose we'll always know when it's going to be hot out. If we both wake up with splitting headaches...it's a swimmin' day!

Speaking of having ones brain rattled. I just found this great (or horrific) article on how the National Lampoon has now got its head completely in the shitter: National Lampoon Grows Up by Dumbing Down. It's good to be outta there.

In related news, I bet you didn't know I recorded an album with the Notorious B.I.G.! (neither did I).