Started off the day with a good wireless poop on the internet which quickly led to a disturbing discovery (which, on the bright side, had nothing to do with my poop).

A piece I had written a while back for the National Lampoon entitled C.R.Jew: the clothing catalog for Hasidic Jews had been reviewed by a White Pride newsgroup...positively! Click here for the thread. Maybe I've been wrong all these years, thinking my audience consists of neurotic Jews like myself. Maybe I should look into getting booked at KKK rallies in the ironically-named Deep South. I could at least open for Larry the Cable Guy.